tami-taylors-hair:

lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!

(via fuck-me-barnes)

elioli-art:

baldmelon:

I’m probably not the first person to think of this, but I am the first one today. #inktober #pentelpocketbrush #walrusvampire

Hah!

elioli-art:

baldmelon:

I’m probably not the first person to think of this, but I am the first one today. #inktober #pentelpocketbrush #walrusvampire

Hah!

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chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

just-for-grins:

Instant Karma Gifs

The bicycle clown had me cracking up.

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So, it’s friday evening and I just lost my job.

How’s everyone? I honestly feel like shit. And all I want to do (and will probably do) is drink ‘till I pass out.

dontrythis-athome:

I’m Italian but I wouldn’t mind in the slightest if some hot guys like these ones wanted to teach me more. In fact, please do.

(x)

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Frozen Venice | Robert Jahns | Via

(Source: ryanpanos, via drabblemeister)

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

(Currently on a writer block and not working on anything at all, but whatever. I’ll pretend. No one will read this anyway.)

"I’ve reached this point in my life where I want to do something terribly innovative and stand up from the crowd and - at the very same time - I’m terrified that if I do, like actually ever manage to, the crowd will finally notice me for doing something so impressively different.

Like saying I’m crushed between my innate narcisism and my deeply rooted timidness.

In two words: I’m fucked.”

(via fuck-me-barnes)

UM IT’S NATIONAL VODKA DAY?

whatthebodygraspsnot:

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I HAD NO IDEA

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I’ve no vodka, but I can still make myself drunk as a skunk by something else…

arquemesta:

Andromeda Shun - Saint Seiya Legend of Sanctuary

SHUUUUUUUUN! Sweet Jesus on a cracker! I die happy tonight… <3

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